To help me sort out my thoughts on all the remaining candidates, I thought I'd try to force myself to describe each candidate in exactly ten words. Here goes nothing...
Newt Gingrich: Giant head. Funny name. Not exactly a one woman man.
Mitt Romney: Nice hair. Funny name. Taken every side of every issue.
Michelle Bachman: Nice name. Crazy eyes. Forever tainted by the Tardasil incident.
Jon Huntsman: Former Obama lackey. Current douchebag. Definitely in the wrong primary.
Rick Perry: Created lots of jobs. Awful debater. Forgets too many things.
Rick Santorum: A decent guy, but too conservative for Pennsylvania in 2006.
Ron Paul: Insane foreign policy. Screechy voice. Often answers easy questions incoherently.
Buddy Roemer: I keep hearing this name mentioned, but not sure why.
Not sure how much that actually helped me, but that was kinda fun... ok, now it's your turn! ;-)